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Secrets To A Long Life!A woman walked up to a old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?""Well, honey, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.""Wow!!" the woman said. "How old are you?""Twenty-six," he replied. |